Wisdom

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Wisdom #941: During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.

Wisdom #1019: Hail Bob!

Wisdom #1694: You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.

Wisdom #122: How is it possible to have a civil war?

Wisdom #1527: There are three magical words that make everyone feel happy... 'no compilation errors'.

Wisdom #728: "But we'll never survive!" "Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has."

Wisdom #1068: I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.

Wisdom #443: Give pizza chants.