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Wisdom #1108: I never met a repo man who didn't do speed.

Wisdom #1454: Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

Wisdom #1044: Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!

Wisdom #1422: Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad; you will leave Oxford by the next town drain.

Wisdom #507: If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run.

Wisdom #635: Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

Wisdom #1397: Real punk rockers don't smile.

Wisdom #1431: Some girls are bigger than others.

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