Wisdom

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Wisdom #1694: You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.

Wisdom #141: Memorize your favorite poem.

Wisdom #1002: Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!

Wisdom #365: A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.

Wisdom #624: The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.

Wisdom #10: Uh-Oh!

Wisdom #1286: Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

Wisdom #1252: Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.