Wisdom

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Wisdom #1289: Mouse not found: Boot cat? (Y/N)

Wisdom #606: A Cowboy's guide to Life: Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Wisdom #580: Technology for the Country Folk ... LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

Wisdom #1110: I once waxed the floors of a nursing home, pulled off all the rubber feet on the walkers, and yelled "FIRE!"

Wisdom #1494: The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.

Wisdom #1166: If she doesn't scare ya, no evil thing will...

Wisdom #1422: Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad; you will leave Oxford by the next town drain.

Wisdom #724: Due to intense mind fog, all thoughts have been grounded.