Wisdom

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Wisdom #276: Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Wisdom #684: Allow me to introduce my selves.

Wisdom #492: The trend in the rise in unemployment is downward. --Gillian Shepherd

Wisdom #520: Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.

Wisdom #860: Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!

Wisdom #1357: One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

Wisdom #1572: Today is the first day of the rest of my death. Tommorrow will be the next day of it. Bwwaahh.

Wisdom #1122: I will not celebrate meaningless milestones [100th "special" episode]