Wisdom

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Wisdom #874: Congregation, please be seated

Wisdom #951: Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.

Wisdom #1627: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).

Wisdom #1456: Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?

Wisdom #661: Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

Wisdom #1455: Take no prisoners, we can't feed them.

Wisdom #1343: Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.

Wisdom #1332: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!