Wisdom

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Wisdom #677: Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Wisdom #1343: Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.

Wisdom #1564: Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.

Wisdom #793: All you can eat, shrimp

Wisdom #490: Anyone would think we were living on some island somewhere. --George Walden

Wisdom #492: The trend in the rise in unemployment is downward. --Gillian Shepherd

Wisdom #591: Technology for the Country Folk ... MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the munchie bag

Wisdom #25: I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.