Wisdom

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Wisdom #137: If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

Wisdom #1469: The Czech's in the mail. Sending Frenchman by FAX.

Wisdom #88: Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Wisdom #1480: The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.

Wisdom #1177: If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.

Wisdom #1179: If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?

Wisdom #1519: The universe is like a grapefruit -- it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.

Wisdom #953: Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.