Wisdom

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Wisdom #1179: If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?

Wisdom #803: And where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it

Wisdom #223: Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for a job.

Wisdom #1615: We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...

Wisdom #1312: Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.

Wisdom #513: Do not take *anything* from the dead.

Wisdom #853: Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful.

Wisdom #287: Sometimes too much drink is not enough.