Wisdom

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Wisdom #1062: How untasteful can you get?

Wisdom #1487: The following statement is not true:

Wisdom #907: Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?

Wisdom #937: Drive your cart and plow over the bones of the dead.

Wisdom #1088: I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum!

Wisdom #636: Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.

Wisdom #41: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Wisdom #1638: When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.