Wisdom

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Wisdom #1005: Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.

Wisdom #628: Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Wisdom #1410: Say what you mean and say it mean...

Wisdom #1093: I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...

Wisdom #790: All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.

Wisdom #1246: Let's all get together and throw flingbobs

Wisdom #1586: Use no hooks.

Wisdom #1020: Hail Eris!