Wisdom

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Wisdom #990: For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.

Wisdom #613: A Cowboy's guide to Life: If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Wisdom #835: Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.

Wisdom #64: Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Wisdom #1016: Guns don't kill people, I do.

Wisdom #1472: The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.

Wisdom #1358: One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.

Wisdom #338: Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.